Are you a sick fuck with a broken dick who can only get off if your counterpart gives you their ass? Well, you've found the perfect t-shirt. Qualify your dates by gauging their reaction to this shirt. If they smile, it's game on. Just remember, you still have to ask for consent. You may be a sick fuck, but you're still a respectful one!
It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy, just like a warm anus. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability, because we know you'll need it.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center