'SMILE IF YOU TAKE IT IN THE ASS' TEE
'SMILE IF YOU TAKE IT IN THE ASS' TEE
'SMILE IF YOU TAKE IT IN THE ASS' TEE
'SMILE IF YOU TAKE IT IN THE ASS' TEE

'SMILE IF YOU TAKE IT IN THE ASS' TEE

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Are you a sick fuck with a broken dick who can only get off if your counterpart gives you their ass? Well, you've found the perfect t-shirt. Qualify your dates by gauging their reaction to this shirt. If they smile, it's game on. Just remember, you still have to ask for consent. You may be a sick fuck, but you're still a respectful one!

It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy, just like a warm anus. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability, because we know you'll need it.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center