Are you a sick fuck with a broken dick who can only get off if your counterpart gives you their ass? Well, you've found the perfect t-shirt. Qualify your dates by gauging their reaction to this shirt. If they smile, it's game on. Just remember, you still have to ask for consent. You may be a sick fuck, but you're still a respectful one!
It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy, just like a warm anus. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability, because we know you'll need it.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Size guide
| |
LENGTH |
WIDTH |
SLEEVE LENGTH |
| S (inches) |
28 |
18 |
15 ⅝ |
| M (inches) |
29 |
20 |
17 |
| L (inches) |
30 |
22 |
18 ½ |
| XL (inches) |
31 |
24 |
20 |
| 2XL (inches) |
32 |
26 |
21 ½ |
| 3XL (inches) |
33 |
28 |
22 ¾ |
| 4XL (inches) |
34 |
30 |
24 ¼ |
| 5XL (inches) |
35 |
32 |
25 ¼ |
