You might be wondering, what the fuck is this shirt about? It's about NFTs. If you don't know what that is, it's okay. All that matters is that the gold digger down the street knows. Once she sees you wearing this bad boy, she won't be able to take her hands off you. You might be rocking a t-shirt full of bored apes, but you won't get bored in this. You'll get head.
Get to know your new favorite tee - it's super smooth, super comfortable, and made from a cotton touch polyester jersey that won't fade after washing. And even if it does fade, re-sell the shirt on e-bay for more than you paid for it, and just buy another one.
• 95% polyester, 5% elastane (fabric composition may vary by 1%)
• Premium knit mid-weight jersey
• Four-way stretch fabric that stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains
Size guide
| |
XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
| Chest (inches) |
31 ⅛ |
34 ¼ |
37 ⅜ |
42 ⅛ |
46 ⅞ |
51 ⅝ |
